| Directors | Bernd Porr + Liam Callander |
| Script | Liam Callander + Bernd Porr |
| Camera | Darren Eggenschwiler |
| Julia | Hannah Topalian |
| Tim | Callum Roxborough |
| Steve | Jack Ainsworth |
| Helen | Lucy Goldie |
| Katie | Lynsey Macdonald |
| Karaoke | Linda McConnell |
| Bar woman | Eve Lewis |
| Extras | Jennifer Young, Alan McColl, Arran Topalian, Sarah Philipsz, Laura Chiverton, Maria A. Velez, Alvaro F. Huertas, Paul McMenemy |
| Music | Callum Roxborough, TinyCuts, The Routes |
| Costumes | Lucy Goldie |
| DOP | Bernd Porr |
| Editing and additional sound recordings | Bernd Porr |
| Production assistant | Kerr Castle |
(c) 2008 Bratwurst & Haggis production